First off, if that is not the most bad ass poster that you have seen in a while, then I suggest you get your eyes checked, son. My good friends over at Southside Sanctuary print shop are hosting a killer bash at their shop alongside the kids from Sneak Attack THIS SATURDAY, January 30th, to premiere their brand spanking new lines for 2k10, as well as giving us an exclusive look at Southside’s EL CAMINO (yes, like the car) mobile printing press. And luckily for you all, I have 2 VIP tickets to GIVE AWAY to (what will most definitely be) the best.party.ever.

Besides debuting new designs (Southside) and new sneakers (Sneak Attack), our lovely hosts will be treating us to FREE ALCOHOL provided by Dripping Springs vodka and Jack Daniels whiskey mixed with everyone’s favorite mixers, Sweet Leaf teas and Maine Root sodas. To get your ass on the dance floor, tunes will be provided by the Get Right Kids, and to remind you of what actually happened (by documenting the whole evening), the lovely Alison Narro will be taking everyone’s pretty pictures.

So, “Why are these VIP ticks so important?” you ask yourself. Well, this is an RSVP only party; so, not only will VIP tickets get you into the shindig, but they will also get you some pretty awesome perks like a kewl Southside shirt, a much coveted “jump the line” pass (for those annoying drink lines), and much much more.

All you have to do to try and win is tell me your deepest darkest secret shoot me an e-mail at ticktickbangblog@gmail.com with subject line SOUTHSIDE VIP by 6:00 pm THURSDAY (Jan. 28th). And if you really want to increase your odds you can tell me why you love me head over to some OTHER blogs that will be giving out tickets as well:

Knuckle Rumbler

The Peen Scene

Ultra8201

IT’S GONNA BE A RAGER, so send in those e-mails and the winner will be notified by Friday! (Hopefully) I shall see you there!